Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

To be called a pig... Poor kid! It's not like he was eating lunch while sitting in his own feces.

Do Canadians think that eating with a spoon and fork is disgusting? They must be sick to their stomachs when someone eats with chopsticks. At McDonalds in Canada you can order poutine- french fries smothered in gravy and topped with melted cheese curd. Shall I eat this with my feet?

Ignorant principal in Montreal, just eat your poutine, mind your business and go watch your hockey! Shall I share my own ignorant comments? Your fit-for-a-pig poutine doesn't belong in something as American as McDonalds, I can't stand drinking your horrible beer while watching athletes on ice skates, and you sound like cocky assholes when you begin and end each sentence with "Eh?!".

Don't I sound like a stupid asshole prejudging an entire nation I know nothing about? You do!