Beware! Premium Chicken Sandwiches Might Not Work Properly!

A trip to the local Walmart tonight helped me realize one more thing I never knew- like a public urinal, food at the McDonald's at Walmart might not work properly. Just for kicks, I walked up to the counter to ask for a chicken sandwich and the lady said that the ranch chicken sandwiches were indeed "out of order". I don't care if they're out of order, I want my damn chicken sandwich! I held back in asking for the manager so I could beg for a chicken sandwich even if the bun and mayo weren't working. I should've returned with a wrench and given them a hand with this chicken sandwich dilemma.