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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Say Hello To My Little Friend...


Last nights dinner turned out pretty damn good: I love cooking, especially when its putting what I want in my food instead of what someone else tells me to. I had Foghorn Leghorn over for dinner... actually he was dinner...


Preparation 1:
-Butterfly Foghorn Leghorn: just cut Foghorn's backbone off with a pair of kitchen scissors and open him up like a book. Butterflying makes him cook faster...
-1 lemon cut in half
-Suffocate the spineless Foghorn in a large Ziploc bag with the juice of the lemon and stuff the squeezed lemon rinds in his heartless cavity.
-Refrigerate Leghorn Foghorn for 3 hours


Preparation 2:
-Preheat oven to 400 degrees
-melt 3 tablespoons of butter and add some olive oil, add the juice of one lemon
-Place Foghorn on a roasting pan with lemon rinds still in his heartless cavity and underneath each breast
-rub dijon mustard on Foghorns flesh under his skin and sprinkle some thyme
-pour butter and lemon concoction on Foghorn and add ground pepper
-Place Foghorn in the oven for about 45 minutes and baste every 15 minutes
-As soon as Foghorn's skin is golden, sprinkle some salt and thyme on his skin. This will absorb some moisture and make his skin nice and crispy while he sits for a few more minutes in the oven.


Elmer Fudd should stop huntin' wabbits.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Waat The?

I shopped at the devil's superstore today to buy some shelving for my room... while browsing for some toy's for my son, I saw this handheld game thing. Wait a second... doesn't this thing look exactly like a Wii Remote with a little LCD screen up top?? Looks like Walmart is selling some South East Asian quarter an hour sweatshop manufactured handheld gaming unit resembling the controller of probably the most sought after Nintendo console. Imagine playing with this thing with it's eye squinting screen. Looks like a racing game that should recognize hand movements like the original Wii remote... must be hard to watch a tiny screen while your hand is moving everywhere to move around a race track..

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Dig

Digging through my iPhoto library, I found some pics I took in the Philippines a few months back...

Jesus is Lord. Does He reside in some Secret Place Club somewhere in Tarlac City, Philippines? Follow the arrow to God. "Yes, there is a Lord..." chants the San Miguel titty viewing drinking crowd.

Jesus in A Secret Place


Umm, apparently the obese aren't allowed to ride in normal public transportation or private vehicles as discovered at a toll booth heading to Manila. Pork rind munchers unite! You have a special vehicle when traveling to Manila!


No Obese Folks

Found this pic while catching up on my daily dose of news on digg.com. Some cool facts but consider yourself warned... you might be better off not knowing.

Thank you for washing...

Wow, more men wash their hands!