Thriller!

...as performed by inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center including a man playing the role of the girl!

Oh shit!

Is this game the shit or what?

Do You Brag About Yourself On Friendster For A Living?

Yes, the cliche, new acquaintance, "What do you do for a living?", first impression question must have been asked a billion times around the world. Personally, I could give a rat's ass what you do. We're all living right, and when I think of it more, my answer to "What do you do for a living?" is "Damn, am I really living with all the work I do?". I've been working too much.. working a few hours on my days off, working 12 hours a day 5 days a week just to make sure that my stuff is done. Last year I wrote some "pull some shit out of my ass post" about how I love to shine and prove something, but shining has been overshadowed with plainly making sure that it just gets done. I hate the feeling that I need to do temperature and pulse checks at work to make sure that everything is alive and kicking. What do I do for a living? Well, I've been sacrificing real living for a while so I live and breathe work right now. Tequila shots and listening to Cafe del Mar at night to relax and ordering double red eyes at Peet's the next morning accompanied with a cigarette to feel juiced is getting old fast.

Some of my time has been occupied with this whole iPhone hype that started last June 29. I was one of the hungry that picked one up at launch and a bunch of mofos have been e-mailing and texting me to much for some kind of hookup. Q-tips fools, you don't listen, I can't hook you up with any discount with the so called Jesus Phone. The hype is at least starting to die down now. Just about everyone that was jizzing in their pants for one finally got some release and got one. I hesitated to write about the thing after getting one. What can I say? I'm somewhat happy with what it does, but a couple of things leave me wanting more. The expectation was so high but my final verdict is that it lacks in some things that I loved about every Blackberry that I've owned. Apple created something that looks cool and easy to use; Blackberry has something that is cool and productive. I'll take productivity over ease of use, but its from Apple and I guess I love that.

I guess its fair to say that I frequent Friendster on a daily basis. I probably do it silently just to see what's up with old friends, but my biggest gripe is when people on Friendster feel obligated to brag about something that I could give a fuck about.

Cool vacation pics, you look great. Damn, let me guess, for a living you model for Starbucks right? Oh, I could've sworn you were some kind of spokesperson for StarSucks. I see your pics everywhere. You seem to have a frap in your hand all the time and feel the need to mention that in you captions.

Cool, you got a new car! Cool, is that another new car, oh, I'm sorry, it's just 50 million other pics of you and your new car! We all got the picture after the first flash buddy! Now let's put the camera down and start crunching numbers in that checkbook ledger and get some priorities straight.

Cool, great to see you holding six shopping bags from name brand stores as you enter the front door of your apartment. So how are you after wasting away 5 minutes of your life with your obligatory digital pic upload of your materialistic ways. Your forehead should be open space for sale for billboard advertisements! Maybe the first one should be for some debt consolidating company.

Cool... well I guess it's cool that you decided to do internet porn. To each his own right, oh, i mean her own. Shit, I'm sorry, I thought all those seductive webcam photos of you looking at a computer screen and not into a camera lens were screenshots from some porn chat site you created. Sorry, you really should just take more pictures somewhere else other than your bedroom and with more clothes on.

If anyone feels like what I just said is a strike against you, well, I guess it is. We all have the same shit all right, some of us may bring it up, but we don't make a living out of showing everyone a million times over. Get a real life. There's more to it than that.

Maybe I frequent Friendster to see the train wreck that is you...

You are now at the level of conceit and self-righteousness where you probably masturbate while looking into your own eyes in front of the mirror and yell out your own name at the top of your lungs when you climax!

4 Glasses Sounds Good To Me

Be safe, be responsible, be smarter! Scientists give us a good reason to get shit faced nightly!

Now I know why I'm such a smart ass...